By Ryan “Dickie” Thompson, the Punk Rock Libertarian
Host of Disruptarian Radio
So the “Coexist” crowd is at it again—this time lighting up Los Angeles and other cities in protest, waving signs that say “No Kings!” while torching the very cities they pretend to save. But as I sat here watching the smoke rise from afar, I couldn’t help but laugh—not because the situation is funny, but because the irony is so thick you’d need a royal decree to cut through it.
These folks are out protesting a monarchy that, for all intents and purposes, already exists. And no, I’m not talking about Trump. I’m talking about the bloodline throne passed down from King John Lackland, the very same cartoon villain from Disney’s Robin Hood—you know, the one sucking his thumb and clinging to stolen gold.
Turns out, almost every U.S. president—including Obama, the Bushes, Clinton, Reagan, and even Washington himself—is a direct descendant of that English king. This isn’t some InfoWars conspiracy fever dream. It’s genealogy. A seventh grader even cracked the case and got local news coverage when she mapped it all out. The only two who didn’t trace back to King John?
Martin Van Buren. And Donald J. Trump.
That’s right. Out of 45 individual men who’ve held the presidency, only two weren’t born into the globalist royal tree. So when these professionally outraged mobs accuse Trump of being a king, they’re attacking the only guy who wasn’t bred into the bloodline. It's like showing up to a vegan potluck and accusing the tofu of being beef.
👑 The Song That Called It
A couple months back, I dropped a sea shanty album. (Yes, really. It slaps.) One of the lead tracks? “Kings Without a Crown.” The lyrics laid it bare before the latest round of protests even kicked off:
“Lords of the land by vote or by fate / 43 knelt while two wouldn’t break…
No bloodline to share, Van Trump kicked without an heir…”
I didn’t write this for poetry’s sake. I wrote it because these are truths that don’t get airtime on CNN, or even Fox for that matter. We have been sold the illusion of democracy while being handed monarchs in disguise. The pageantry is modern. The bloodlines are medieval.
🏛 The Deep State Dynasty
When I supported Trump back in 2016, I said clearly on November 15th:
“If he dismantles the deep state, ends foreign wars, legalizes cannabis, guts the Fed, and locks up Hillary—he’s my guy.”
Fast-forward to 2025 and, yeah, I’ve got bones to pick. He didn’t end the wars. He didn’t jail Hillary. The Fed is still feeding off your labor like a tick on a dog's belly.
But to Trump’s credit—he took a wrecking ball to the deep state, and I respect that. Unlike the dynasty puppets before him, Trump wasn't born into this bloodline club. And it shows in how both parties, the media, and the bureaucracy tried to crush him from day one.
You ever wonder why he was treated like a foreign invader by the political class? It’s because he was. They don’t hate him because he’s “mean” or “loud” or “orange.” They hate him because he wasn’t one of them. He didn’t come from the same dusty vault of royal DNA that they all share.
🔥 The Hypocrisy of the Mob
Now back to the present. These riots? These “No Kings” marches?
Where were these voices when Bush invaded Iraq on false pretenses?
Where were they when Obama ran Libya into the ground and droned kids from 20,000 feet?
Where were they when Clinton played pocket billiards with Epstein?
Nowhere. But when Trump, the only non-royal of the modern age, rises to power and starts torching the establishment’s playbook, now they scream “monarchy”?
Please.
⚓️ Our Modern-Day Sea Kings
Martin Van Buren and Donald Trump. Two men who walked into the White House without royal sanction. That’s not a small thing—it’s a tidal shift.
“Then Trump built his towers / gold flash and bright
But the throne that he took was won in a fight…”
Van Buren, son of a tavern-keeper. Trump, the loudmouth real estate brawler from Queens. Both outsiders. Both kings without crowns. And the system hated them for it.
If you want to burn something down, maybe start with the genealogical trees that have been hiding this dynastic monarchy under the stars and stripes. Start by asking how 43 out of 45 men ended up with the same royal blood coursing through their veins. It ain’t “random,” and it sure as hell isn’t democracy.
💣 Final Thoughts: Will the Next One Bow?
When the next president rises—be it 2028 or sooner—you should be asking one question:
Will he bow to the crown?
Or will he stand like Van Buren and Trump, uncorrupted by royal ancestry, and face the swamp alone?
Most won’t. Because most are bred for the role.
But if another outsider comes knocking—be ready. He won’t be polished. He won’t speak like a Kennedy. But he’ll be the closest thing to freedom we’ve had in decades.
Until then, I’ll be singing sea shanties and breaking down bloodlines with whiskey in hand and fire in my lungs.
See you on the airwaves,
—Ryan “Dickie” Thompson
Punk Rock Libertarian
Disruptarian Radio
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